But...you should know up front, this is not a love story.

Tom: Well, I'm famished. Let's eat.
Mmm. Smells delicious.
Summer: Oh, honey, that's because it is delicious. I made it myself.
Tom: Bald eagle.
Summer: Your favorite.
The sink's broken.
Tom: Well, that's okay, because... that's why we bought a home with two kitchens.
Summer: You're so smart. I'll race you to the bedroom.
Tom: Darling, I don't know how to tell you this, but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom.